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Bear number four, step up and growl…


Here’s something¬† you don’t find every day. My Washington Post tells me a guy drove his car off a road and into a canal here in the nation’s capital. The man, who was charged with driving under the influence, told police he had seen a bear.

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Mr. Johnson, we’re gonna have to ask you some questions. It’s just routine.

But Offisher, I’m cold and wet and I’ve had a few…

Now, Mr. Johnson, you say you saw a bear and then you drove into the canal. Can you describe it?

Um, it was big, and real scary.

I see. Was it all white? We get some polar bears in the woods around here this time of year.