Oddly Enough Blog

A post-Thanksgiving image booster

November 25, 2011

Blog Guy, I’m afraid I really pigged out yesterday at Thanksgiving, but I understand a few extra pounds are considered attractive these days.

Get whiter teeth, with twice the pain

November 19, 2011

Blog Guy, I read about a place in France that has made great strides in whitening teeth. Can you tell me more?

Looking for love? Raise the bar higher!

September 9, 2011

Blog Guy, I know you are very good at beauty tips. I’m a young woman who would like to meet some guys, and I wonder what I’m doing wrong.

Cocktails with Miss Universe, sir?

September 7, 2011

Blog Guy, I don’t see how you can cover Miss Universe year after year. It’s so boring, it never changes!

Why is our waitress twirling a baton?

August 29, 2011

Blog Guy, I love going out to restaurants, but I enjoy being surrounded by beautiful women. I find standards are falling in that area lately.

Reading in bed just got a lot better…

July 12, 2011

Okay Lamar, your memo said you’ve come up with a  totally new fashion concept in women’s apparel. I’m very excited, so show me what you’ve got.

A skeleton crew of bikini models?

June 16, 2011

Ah, this is the life, right Lamar? Fashion Week in Brazil, where the women are gorgeous and shapely and we can really show off our most daring bikinis.

Great legs, nice calves…

May 30, 2011

Blog Guy, I have a huge complaint.

I started reading your blog for your great coverage of German farming news, but here lately you’ve written very little about it.

She flew in on Hair Force One?

May 24, 2011

Come on into Air Force One, sir. You’re the new hairdresser here to style the first lady’s hair for the big trip?

I’ve got your back, Renee…

May 6, 2011

Hey Blog Guy, can you please settle a bet with my haberdasher’s fishmonger?

Oh sure, even when I’m on vacation, which I am now, I’m always happy to take time out to settle bets with folks from randomly obscure professions.