Blog Guy, I’m afraid I really pigged out yesterday at Thanksgiving, but I understand a few extra pounds are considered attractive these days.
Blog Guy, I read about a place in France that has made great strides in whitening teeth. Can you tell me more?
Blog Guy, I know you are very good at beauty tips. I’m a young woman who would like to meet some guys, and I wonder what I’m doing wrong.
Blog Guy, I don’t see how you can cover Miss Universe year after year. It’s so boring, it never changes!
Blog Guy, I love going out to restaurants, but I enjoy being surrounded by beautiful women. I find standards are falling in that area lately.
Okay Lamar, your memo said you’ve come up with a totally new fashion concept in women’s apparel. I’m very excited, so show me what you’ve got.
Ah, this is the life, right Lamar? Fashion Week in Brazil, where the women are gorgeous and shapely and we can really show off our most daring bikinis.
Blog Guy, I have a huge complaint.
I started reading your blog for your great coverage of German farming news, but here lately you’ve written very little about it.
Come on into Air Force One, sir. You’re the new hairdresser here to style the first lady’s hair for the big trip?
Hey Blog Guy, can you please settle a bet with my haberdasher’s fishmonger?
Oh sure, even when I’m on vacation, which I am now, I’m always happy to take time out to settle bets with folks from randomly obscure professions.