Oddly Enough Blog

Hey Ratso! Who’s your designer?

February 15, 2009

Blog Guy, I’m a small furry creature of the forest. Why don’t haute couture designers ever come up with anything for us? We like to look good, too!

Doll! Love your new squaredo!

January 29, 2009

Blog Guy, I’m off to France tonight, and I know how fashion-conscious they are over there. Any beauty tips for moi?

Crown me later, elevator!

December 5, 2008

Blog Guy, it looks like beauty pageants are surging in popularity. Do you agree?

What kind of a crack is that?

November 12, 2008

Blog Guy, I’ve been learning how to tell what’s important in the news by seeing how much coverage something gets. Can I ask a couple of questions?

Who’s your designer, babe? Eddie Bauer?

October 10, 2008

Note to fashion design staff: Every so often we need to remember that haute couture is about raw animal sexuality. It’s about a woman feeling desirable, about giving her the confidence to think, ”Hey, I’ll never look HOTTER than I do tonight!”

Wow, you’re even better-looking in person!

August 27, 2008

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Blog Guy, can you please settle a bet for me and my friends? Who is the best-looking guy in the world today?

Beauty tips from Hannibal Lecter

August 25, 2008

Readers come to this blog for the very latest in diet and beauty news, and it’s time again for Diet and Beauty Fair 2008, in Tokyo.

Wow, if you close your eyes, it looks real!

August 15, 2008

barbie-half-180.jpgHey Blog Guy, I know you’re completely on top of movie remakes and sequels. I’ve heard there is going to be another Jurassic Park sequel. Is that true?

My date with a red-hot model!

July 25, 2008

westwood-crop-140-0720.jpgGuys, you have to believe me! I have a REAL date with a REAL fashion model! I met her online. I checked her name with the agency, and she’s genuine.

Does this make my butt look big?

July 3, 2008

Dear Blog Guy, I have a fashion problem and I hope you can help. People tell me I have a very nice build, but I think I’d prefer to look like I have a huge butt. Does anyone design clothes that do that?