Oddly Enough Blog

I’m just putting on my eye makeup, honey!

April 25, 2011

KAZAKHSTAN/

Lamar, our fashion show is about to start. Did you find us a fresh supply of affordable runway models?

You said my butt looks WHAT?

April 15, 2011

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Lonnie, what were we thinking? I KNEW we shouldn’t have booked a fashion show in Mexico, what with the drug wars, the gang hits, the brazen shootouts all over the place!

Drinking in bed, in an ocean of red…

April 9, 2011

IWINE-ITALY/

Blog Guy, what happened? You kind of left us hanging. You were about to crown a new Queen of the Entire World a couple of weeks ago, and it was down to two candidates.

Are you the models from Moody Judy?

April 5, 2011

 

FASHION/

Okay Lamar, we’re back to doing our fashion shows on the cheap, since we blew all that money on supermodels last week.

It smells like Jennifer has been here…

March 12, 2011

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Blog Guy, I thought I saw a photo of Jennifer Aniston this week. Why is she in the news? Some kind of Nobel Prize deal or something?

Scarlet women prowl the catwalk…

March 8, 2011

fashion redheads 490

Lamar! Get your butt into my office!

What is it THIS time, Boss?

What is the deal with those models out there in today’s fashion show? Their faces are all bright red!

Really? You’ve had no professional training?

March 6, 2011

fashion insane this 490

Lamar, I’m at the end of my rope. We have to find cheaper models for our fashion shows. We’ve tried zombies, dead people, puppets….

Welcome to our model town…

February 28, 2011

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(to the tune of Petula Clark’s “Downtown“)

When you want lookers
But you can’t afford hookers
Here’s the place to go, Gown Town

Models with low sylph-esteem?

February 23, 2011

fashion skinny 490

Blog Guy, I need some of your famous career advice. I want to find a job.

FASHION-BRITAIN/What’s been holding you back, if I might ask?

Well, I’ve had a run of bad luck that left me pretty skinny. First, I fell asleep on the liposuction machine and it ran all night, and then I got a tapeworm….

You ever try flossing, Catherine?

February 19, 2011

zeta jones 490

“Michael, hold still so I can see myself in your fancy sunglasses. Do I have something between my teeth? I can feel it…”