Lamar, we’ve got another big fashion show today. What have you done to cut costs? I’m worried about this rule that we have to have food for the models.
It was a year when models hit the international fashion runways looking like kitchen utensils, nutcrackers, forest creatures and, well, the recently deceased.
Quick quiz: The fashion model seen here is weeping because…
a) Peace in the Middle East is such an elusive goal.
b) There just isn’t enough time to help everyone who needs it.
c) “Bridge Over Troubled Water” is SO intense.
d) She is overwhelmed by the incredible beauty of a simple butterfly.
e) She doesn’t like her haircut.
Sorry, all of you who chose Middle East peace.
That was a good guess, but this lady was reduced to tears because her stylist cut too much off before a fashion show, and apparently she’s never heard of wigs or stocking caps or anything like that.