Oddly Enough Blog

Along came a slider who sat down beside her…

February 18, 2011

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Lamar, we’ve got another big fashion show today. What have you done to cut costs? I’m worried about this rule that we have to have food for the models.

When designers stay up past bedtime…

February 6, 2011


Um, Blog Guy, you write about fashion real good. We are two very famous designers, and we would like to have you cover our new clothes and stuff. Okay?

Rinse and spit…

January 22, 2011

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Blog Guy, you used to have a regular feature called, “What Former Dental Hygienists are Doing.” It was lively, timely and we all loved it, so what happened to it?

I stick my neck out for nobody…

January 20, 2011

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Blog Guy, you’ve helped lots of people with unusual fashion needs, and I hope you can do something for me. I’m an attractive woman who was born with no neck.

Ve haff vays to make you talk!

January 18, 2011

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Okay Blog Guy, tell us the location of the troops…

No way! You’ll NEVER make me betray my country!

Oh, so you’re a tough guy, huh? Suppose we cram brussel sprouts down your throat and make you watch “Jersey Shore?”

Yeah, it makes your butt look big; worst women’s fashions of the year…

December 9, 2010


It was a year when models hit the international fashion runways looking like kitchen utensils, nutcrackers, forest creatures and, well, the recently deceased.

Count me in! Do you take plastic?

December 2, 2010


I guess I don’t get out enough. I admit there is lots of stuff I don’t understand.

Dream a little dream of me?

December 1, 2010


Blog Guy, I see they just showed the big annual Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show on television.

Did you gals get enough coffee?

November 27, 2010


Lamar, get in my office, right now! You’re the one who arranged for the dressing room and backstage facilities for the models here at the fashion show, right?

She just watched “Casablanca,” or what?

October 22, 2010

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Quick quiz: The fashion model seen here is weeping because…

a) Peace in the Middle East is such an elusive goal.

b) There just isn’t enough time to help everyone who needs it.

c) “Bridge Over Troubled Water” is SO intense.

d) She is overwhelmed by the incredible beauty of a simple butterfly.

e) She doesn’t like her haircut.

weeping model 320Sorry, all of you who chose Middle East peace.

That was a good guess, but this lady was reduced to tears because her stylist cut too much off before a fashion show, and apparently she’s never heard of wigs or stocking caps or anything like that.