Oddly Enough Blog

Remember the name Hulga Fekrat…

October 21, 2010

supermodels combo 490

Blog Guy, I want to pick your brain.

You’re going to need a court order for that.

No, I just want to make use of your wealth of knowledge about the fashion world.

Was Dr. Seuss in Belarus?

October 7, 2010


Blog Guy, I’m a young woman in my first year of college. I should be pulling all-nighters to study for my mid-terms, but I keep falling asleep.

Topless model makes spectacle?

October 6, 2010


Lamar! The fashion show is about to start, and one of the models is topless!

FRANCE-FASHION/Only the one, Boss? I don’t know what the others were thinking of. I’ll talk to them.

Stop staring at my assets!

October 4, 2010


Blog Guy, I’m a young woman with an unusual problem. I’m just too beautiful.

In one ear and out the other?

October 4, 2010


Blog Guy, I have a personal hygiene question. I can’t seem to keep my ears clean enough. I use cotton swabs four times a day, but there’s still a waxy yellow build-up.

Ya think she might be nuts, Lamar?

October 3, 2010

fashion yellow 490

So wait a minute, Lamar. Tell me again how you know this chick who’s coming here to the bar?

A cosmetic solution to our differences?

September 29, 2010


Blog Guy, as a Washington DC insider you’re an expert on high-level diplomacy. I hear countries have little ways of showing degrees of displeasure through diplomatic contact. Is that true?

A short attention span?

September 24, 2010


Blog Guy, you’re something of a wordsmith, right?

Well, I do know my way around a phone book or whatever you call those thick things.

Hot fashions for the fussy hussy?

September 10, 2010

Hey Blog Guy, I have some fashion needs that you’ve never addressed. I’m a strumpet.

And the new Miss Cheap Universe is…

August 23, 2010


Blog Guy, you’ve been covering the Miss Universe Pageant in Las Vegas, and this is the big day. How’s it going?