Blog Guy, you’re a serious outdoorsman, right?
Well, I don’t want to brag, but yes, I’ve spent my share of nights sleeping out in, what’s the word, those canvas things with poles?
Quick quiz: This sinewy, tattooed arm and enormous hand belong to…
a) The 2009 national arm-wrestling champion
c) Julius Caesar’s personal calendar slave
d) Actress Angelina Jolie
Your time’s up. It’s Angelina Jolie’s actual arm.
No, Blog Guy! What are you saying! Angelina is every guy’s dream woman!
She’s the ideal! She’s perfect! She’s what actress Melanie Griffith used to be!
Hold it right there, Blog Guy! I’m calling you out on something! Yesterday, you had a supposed beauty pageant shot where the contestants were all standing in front of a faraway building. Was that the ONLY picture you had from that event?