Oddly Enough Blog

Get out your hiking pumps, honey!

August 16, 2010

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Blog Guy, you’re a serious outdoorsman, right?

Well, I don’t want to brag, but yes, I’ve spent my share of nights sleeping out in, what’s the word, those canvas things with poles?

A Farewell to Arms?

August 10, 2010

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Quick quiz: This sinewy, tattooed arm and enormous hand belong to…

angelina arm this 220a) The 2009 national arm-wrestling champion

b) Popeye

c) Julius Caesar’s personal calendar slave

d) Actress Angelina Jolie

Your time’s up. It’s Angelina Jolie’s actual arm.

No, Blog Guy! What are you saying! Angelina is every guy’s dream woman!

She’s the ideal! She’s perfect! She’s what actress Melanie Griffith used to be!

The Hickey Queen of Floozy High?

June 30, 2010

Blog Guy, last week you did an item on a traditional Chinese therapy that involves putting suction cups on a person’s back, and you seemed to poke fun at it.

A little west of Budapest?

June 21, 2010

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Yo Blog Guy? You know how you crowned a new Queen of the Entire World about a month ago? Is she still the Queen?

So she’s Queen of the Entire World, then?

May 26, 2010

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Blog Guy, I seem to recall a debate in this blog recently about whether or not there is a Queen of the Entire World. How was that resolved?

Two, four, six, eight, who do we impersonate?

April 21, 2010

Blog Guy, the pope just visited a place called Malta, and now I have to do a school report on the place. What is Malta known for?

Chicks taking their coiffe medicine?

April 16, 2010

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Blog Guy, I have a problem. I’m a very attractive woman and people tell me my hair is one of my best features.

Are you Laverne or Shirley?

April 3, 2010

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Blog Guy, please settle a bet I have with my neighbor’s plumber.

Oh, here we go again. Always settling bets.

What are the top three most prestigious beauty pageants in the world? I figure Miss Universe and Miss America for sure, but what’s the third?

Who’s that leeched blonde over there?

December 7, 2009

Blog Guy, you’re an expert at fashion and beauty advice. I really need help attracting men. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong. I’m an attractive blue-eyed blonde, I accessorize tastefully, I…

Aren’t these elevators going awfully fast?

November 25, 2009

Hold it right there, Blog Guy! I’m calling you out on something! Yesterday, you had a supposed beauty pageant shot where the contestants were all standing in front of a faraway building. Was that the ONLY picture you had from that event?