Oddly Enough Blog

The pipes, the pipes are calling…

November 3, 2009

Gather around, fashion show staff, I’ve found a new way to cut costs for the big show. It may be even better than our earlier measures, like using dead models, hiring dog groomers as stylists and raccoons to do makeup

Two, four, six, eight, who do we emaciate?

October 28, 2009

Boss, those models are back complaining again.

Boy, it’s always something with them. What is it this time?

They haven’t eaten since 2006. Look at that one on the runway, with the spindly legs and her pelvis protruding through her skin…

Why are they saluting our models that way?

October 26, 2009

Okay fashion show staff, we’re bleeding cash here!

Our big cost-saving idea of hiring dog groomers to do our models’ hair helped a lot, but look at what we’re spending on lipstick! We can’t keep buying makeup this way!

NONE of you brought bullets?

October 22, 2009

Blog Guy, you’re an expert on police operations around the world, right?

Okay.

So I was wondering, what are the very best and very worst police departments? I’m counting on you.

Beside the bride in Naugahyde?

October 20, 2009

Blog Guy, I’m planning my wedding, and I need your advice. My four bridesmaids are very pretty, and I don’t want them to outshine me at my own event.

Watch out! Number four is gonna blow!

October 19, 2009

Blog Guy, I’m curious about the psychology of fashion models. Do they just wear anything they’re given, or do they have strong personal feelings about the creations?

Uh-oh. The hyenas have stopped laughing…

October 18, 2009

Blog Guy, you’re always making fun of fashion designers, acting like you think they are worthless, gangrenous canker sores on the buttocks of society.

It’s a festering skankfest of zombies, Clancy!

October 8, 2009

Lamar, you mark my words, tonight is a turning point in our luck with the babes.

A huge thrill for Megan Fox?

October 3, 2009

I am just SO danged proud of all you readers!

Despite my sacred vow that you will never learn anything from my blog, when you found out here that actress Megan Fox has a quote from “King Lear” tattooed on her back, you made it the most popular post of the month!

Most popular posts for August: Surprise, surprise!

September 4, 2009

It’s time to release this blog’s five most popular posts for August, and it underscores that every month I learn something new about my readers’ interests.