Oddly Enough Blog

Vacuous chicks zap yokels with death machine!

September 3, 2009

Blog Guy, you’ve set up amazing fantasy photos for readers, and now it’s my turn. It won’t be easy. I want Miss Universe and Miss USA together, on top of a skyscraper.

Don’t do anything abnormal, dear!

August 23, 2009

Now don’t panic, readers. Appearances can be deceiving. I know it LOOKS like these folks have hooks piercing their skin, but in reality…

And, the ice is free here!

August 13, 2009

Okay, members of the Iceland Citizens Group, thanks for coming on such short notice. You all know the problem.

Marching to a different eardrummer?

August 7, 2009

Blog Guy, it’s been a while since you spotted a new sign of the onrushing Apocalypse. I guess things must be getting a little better?

Let’s do the Time Warp Again…

July 23, 2009

Welcome back to our occasional feature called What Year is this Again? in which we offer up stories that may lack humor, but which cause us to question whether we have gone back in time.

Check the clavicles on that babe!

June 10, 2009

Fashion staff, this new push-up product of ours is going to turn the beauty business upside down!

“Hamana-hamana-hamana”

June 8, 2009

Oh my God!

Ralphie, what’s wrong?

That chick coming this way. That’s my Internet date! I recognize her from her picture, and I think she’s really pissed!

Mr. Wang, novelty hairstylist!

June 1, 2009

Great news for you chicks who want someone using razor-sharp scissors on your neck and head while balanced upside-down!

Grab a face-spider, it’s party time!

May 19, 2009

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
Drinking red wine by the case
Along came a spider who sat down beside her,
And said, “Let me crawl on your face!”

This may sting just a bit, Ma!

May 19, 2009

Blog Guy, my mom is turning 60 next month. My sisters and I want to give her something really special. Any ideas?