Oddly Enough Blog

From tapdance to lapdance?

May 11, 2009

A reader named Kelli, in Texas, writes, “Bob, I’m starting to enter serious beauty pageants, and I’m looking for something to perform in the talent portion. I was planning to twirl a baton while whistling ‘The Yellow Rose of Texas… ‘”

Skimpy bikinis, lots to think about!

April 29, 2009

Hey Blog Guy, it seems like you’re always sort of making fun of fashion models. Why don’t you just once listen to what they have┬áto say, and learn something?

Skinny Minnie and the pageant?

April 23, 2009

Let’s face it, the human skeleton is a sexy thing. You take a bunch of bare bones, add a bikini, and you’ve got the makings of a beauty queen, right?

Very 17th century brothel, honey!

April 13, 2009

Is it just me, or does anybody else notice something disturbing about these photos?

Fashion models just hanging out?

March 20, 2009

Earlier this week I did an item about a hot new fashion trend, dresses that leave one you-know-what exposed, so a woman has to cover it with her hand. I pointed out many flaws in this design, like if you’re left-handed it’s hard to take notes in algebra class and stuff like that.

Good job on the lipstick, Zippy!

March 13, 2009

Okay, fashion design staff, today’s the big show. Now remember, we got these models to sign some pretty specific release forms, so let’s make sure we do this right.

Hey, look at that cute breadhead!

March 8, 2009

Blog Guy, I heard the newest fashion fad is wearing bread on your head. Is that true?

Extra grease on those onion rings!

February 28, 2009

Blog Guy, we’ve all read a about how thin those haute couture models are. How do they keep themselves that way? Why aren’t they hungry?

Put your mask and knife in the bin, Ma’am…

February 25, 2009

Blog Guy, I’m a huge fan of super heroines and I’m wondering what else is on the horizon from that genre.

Lips the color of bug-splat on a windshield

February 23, 2009

Mr, Johnson, the police are very grateful for your help, since you’re the only witness who has come forward about the murder.