Blog Guy, how’s Oktoberfest shaping up this year, if you take my meaning? You know, those Bavarian women tend to wear some pretty risqué outfits over there, huh?
Congratulate me, Blog Guy! I’m going to Oktoberfest this year! It’s a life-long dream come true!
Blog Guy, you used to do a better job of covering really stupid sports. Isn’t that still a part of your beat?
Lamar, can I talk to you over here for a minute?
Sure, Boss. I guess you’re pretty happy with the client beer party I set up. I think they’re having a great time.
Advertising staff, today we’re here to honor Lamar, whose work on the Guinness Stout account has been pure genius!
Blog Guy, you haven’t written much about Britain’s royal family since the big wedding. Please fill us in on their activities this week.