Ah, this is the life, right Lamar? Fashion Week in Brazil, where the women are gorgeous and shapely and we can really show off our most daring bikinis.
People, we know why we’re here. Our public relations firm has been hired by a bodybuilding association to improve their image, since focus groups tend to describe bodybuilders as freakish, grotesque, disgusting and hideous.
Blog Guy, what happened? You kind of left us hanging. You were about to crown a new Queen of the Entire World a couple of weeks ago, and it was down to two candidates.
Say, Blog Guy, whatever happened to that coveted position you used to write about, the Queen of the Entire World?
I guess I don’t get out enough. I admit there is lots of stuff I don’t understand.
Get your butt in my office right now, Lamar! What’s going on out there? The fashion show starts in 30 minutes!
I know it’s only November 2, but I am confident that we have found the “Euphemism of the Month” already.
There it is again.
The lady in the photo above is Jimena Navarrete, who was crowned Miss Universe just a couple of days ago. The one on the right is another contestant, Miss Brazil.
Yo Blog Guy? You know how you crowned a new Queen of the Entire World about a month ago? Is she still the Queen?
Blog Guy, you know those elaborate fantasy photos you set up for readers? It’s my turn.