Oddly Enough Blog

Why are these bikini models romping?

March 26, 2010

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Quick quiz: These three perky Victoria’s Secret models are celebrating because…

Why, it was so cold that….

December 29, 2009

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Blog Guy, you seem irritated today. What’s up?

kissing couple prague crop 200Well, it’s here again, that time of year for those photos I hate, of bozos going swimming in icy bodies of water amid sub-zero temperatures and snowstorms.

A holiday gift from Shameless to Nameless

December 27, 2009

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Blog Guy, I have a complaint. Back in the old days you used to run photos of Victoria’s Secret models to make the point that they were getting too much news coverage.

The Steamy Lingerie Models who Saved Christmas!

December 21, 2009

I got nothing and I’m in big trouble.

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My publisher gave me a hefty advance to write a feel-good new Christmas story for children, to take its place up there with “The Polar Express” and such-like.

A very special holiday time at the blog

December 20, 2009

Blog Guy, do you have anything special coming up in your blog for the holidays?

Do I!

Do you?

Yes, that’s what I meant by “Do I! “

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Traditionally the end of the year is a time of lists and recognition, and I’m starting off tomorrow with the closely-watched Goofiest Photos of the Year announcement.

Steamy ski hostesses shower on the slopes!

December 15, 2009

I don’t know. I just can’t figure out what’s happening here. The caption just tells us we’re seeing “hostesses” simulating a shower during a “promotional event for a dating Website.”

Hey, look at the balconies on those chicks!

November 24, 2009

Blog Guy, I’m back again. It’s me, the aspiring photojournalist you’ve been mentoring.

Hottest new gift gadget for guys this season…

November 23, 2009

Blog Guy, I need Christmas gift shopping advice for my boyfriend. I want something really special. Help!

Throngs in thongs, what went wrong?

November 12, 2009

Okay, I have the winner of the coveted title of “Worst Organizer in the Entire History of the Galaxy.”

NONE of you brought bullets?

October 22, 2009

Blog Guy, you’re an expert on police operations around the world, right?

Okay.

So I was wondering, what are the very best and very worst police departments? I’m counting on you.