Oddly Enough Blog

Anchors Away, lingerie!

November 15, 2008

Congratulate me, Blog Guy!

Why?

I enlisted in the Navy!

Awesome. Which one?

There’s more than one?

Sure. There’s the regular U.S. Navy, and then there’s the Victoria’s Secret Navy.They’re both recruiting now.

When models dress themselves

September 9, 2008

fashion-dynamite-face-140.jpgMemo to fashion show staff: Well, clearly I was wrong. I admit it was my bright idea to fire the backstage dressers and just have the models dress themselves for our show.

Honey, I NEED a shoulder doily!

August 4, 2008

shoulder-180.jpgMemo to sales staff: Okay, what do we do when our swimwear business is slow? We invent a brand-new piece of clothing that people never even knew they needed.

Tops for July: from waxy Hitler to texty bosom…

August 2, 2008

Okay, you’ve had plenty of time to place your bets – which we don’t condone – so it’s time to reveal this blog’s most-read posts for July. There is no common thread except weirdness in general. It appears my readers have a healthy range of interests, from Hitler decapitations, to bikinis, to stupid fashions.

Attack of the 50-foot bikini model!

July 14, 2008

attack-140.jpgSee a female colossus… her mountainous torso, skyscraper limbs, giant desires!”

Look! It’s Flying Kleenex Lingerie Lady!

June 26, 2008

fashion-lingerie-crop-160.jpgMemo to comic book staff: Okay, we all know it’s getting harder to create an original superhero. But this new one is just too lame. I mean, Flying Lingerie Lady?

Salmon-chanted evening…

May 22, 2008

salmon-horiz-180.jpgFrom Scotland comes news that a fashion designer is selling bikinis made from salmon skin. I’m serious. I have to ask whether this is a great idea.

Get your can out on the runway!

April 18, 2008

cans-2-180.jpgMemo to Fashion Show Staff: We need to pay attention to every detail  of  these shows, and frankly, I’m worried about our swimsuit presentation.

News is skimpy on the bikini beat

April 2, 2008

victoria-2-160.jpgBlog Guy, I’m very interested in how news is covered. Let’s say you hear about something new. How do you cover it?

Pouting bikini models behind bars…

January 17, 2008

“Connie, we have a huge problem. Some of the models are complaining that our outfits are too stupid-looking to wear in the fashion show. One of them said you want her to go out in a bikini, patterned stockings, boots, gloves, a jewelled purse and necklace. That does sound kind of lame to me…