Oddly Enough Blog

Bamboozle small pandas for a living?

December 8, 2010

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Blog Guy,  I’ve read that some pandas are being reintroduced into the wild. This fascinates me, but I worry that panda cubs raised around humans won’t be able to adapt.

The 10 goofiest true stories of the year…

December 7, 2010

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Don’t tell anybody, but this was a pretty easy year for me.

Even though I write for a Serious News Organization, as a humor blogger I’m allowed to invent strange stuff because I don’t fool anybody, and it’s cheaper than giving me a travel budget.

Edelweiss, schnitzel’s nice, ev’ry morning you greet me…

September 30, 2010

Blog Guy, I’ve been reading that two men accused of espionage for Libya are on trial in Germany. Are you covering it?

Talk to the head, Ma!

September 9, 2010

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“Sis, I was looking in the attic at the Palace yesterday, and you won’t believe what I found! I opened this old hatbox, and there was Anne Boleyn’s head!

Snug as a flub in a rug?

September 7, 2010

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Blog Guy, did you read about the problem with that brand-new rug in the Oval Office, with the great American quotes woven along the edge?

And the morel of this story is…

August 31, 2010

Hey Blog Guy, you obviously know a lot about language. I just heard a strange expression, “As dumb as an Italian hunter.” What does that even mean?

You got a light for a lady spy, Blog Guy?

July 10, 2010

Blog Guy, I may have the strangest fashion request ever.

FASHION-FRANCE/I doubt that. I’ve heard it all.

We shall see. My friends and I are World War I spies, um, in the Balkans. Yeah, that’s right, the Balkans.

Inmate Hamster, welcome to The Rock!

July 9, 2010

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Okay men, I have some good news and bad news for you from Warden Johnson, so listen up!

Gosh, isn’t this a pretty dumb thing to do?

July 7, 2010

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Blog Guy, the company I work for is having one of those motivational retreats for employees. We’ll face up to our fears, grow as a person, stuff like that. Have you ever been to one of those?

Come for the beaches, stay for the bloodbaths

June 23, 2010

MEXICO/

Jeez, I couldn’t make this news stuff up, even if they paid me a lot more than they do.