Oddly Enough Blog

Eat a little BLT, find out what it means to me!

February 21, 2008

Some pig farmers have a problem. In what they call a last-ditch attempt to save Britain’s pork industry, they are releasing a song on the Internet, called “Stand by your Ham.” See, it’s a reworking of “Stand by your Man,” with a porcine theme.

Is this the age of runway rage?

February 18, 2008

fashion-feather-160.jpgModels are seductive, pouty, playful… And this season we are seeing a new emotion: rage. Does this model make you want to buy the dress? She makes me want to crawl to the panic room and bolt the door. 

Never the Twains shall meet?

February 12, 2008

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Blog Guy, I was so very interested in your recent Clone on the Throne? debate over whether the first  Queen Elizabeth may have a clone who is alive today.

Clone on the Throne?

February 8, 2008

queen-portrait-180.jpgHey, Blog Guy – I know you’re a history buff and I’d like your opinion.

Dude seeks attractive mystery women

February 7, 2008

victoria-2-160.jpgDear Blog Guy: Help! Today in New York I spotted three nice-looking women. I was too shy to introduce myself, but now I wish I had. They seemed extremely natural and unaffected.

You gals work for the Lone Ranger, or what?

February 6, 2008

raccoon-140.jpgMemo to fashion show staff: I’m sorry, but times are hard. We need to cut costs any way we can.

Climb into The Floozy, and I’ll read you a story

February 1, 2008

Hello, I’m looking for a new bed for my six-year-old daughter.”

No! Haven’t you ever seen velvet art?

January 31, 2008

Memo to fashion show staff:

I should have been more specific, I guess. I did say my vision for this creation required a model with color in her face and a flower in her teeth, but I meant fiery cheeks and a perfect red rose clenched in her inviting lips.

Hey, I know you! You’re that GUY!

January 30, 2008

bogota-3-160.jpgBlog guy, I know you’ve given a lot of good career advice, helping to steer recent college grads away from bad jobs, so I’m wondering if you’ve seen rock bottom. I mean, a career path that is worse than all the awful ones you’ve warned us about.

“Hey Boss! Check out the milksop!”

January 25, 2008

It’s time again to unveil the latest outfits that well-dressed police decoys will wear as they try to entice criminals. This one is ingenious, designed to set up this season’s opening line of choice: