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Want something that’s bad for you, Mr. President?

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Hi there, waitress, we’re the Corkery family, and we’ll be having your family-style breakfast special, where the whole family eats for for $22.95. I’ll have the…

Excuse me, Mr. Obama, I know who you are. You’re gonna have to go ahead and pay for your own breakfast…

Obama? Hah! I’m Floyd Corkery, but I do hear that a lot. People seem to think I look a little like the president.

So, waitress, the rest of my family will all have the egg-white asparagus omelets, and I’ll have El Gordo, the cheese-covered breakfast burrito, with theĀ beer batterĀ fries and barbecue sauce, and on the side, some maple…