Oddly Enough Blog

Topless makes it to the top?

April 1, 2009

The results are in for the most popular items in this blog for March, and there were some interesting results.

You call it fashion, I call it flashin’

March 30, 2009

A few days ago I did a very popular post on what appeared to be a fashion trend, a dress that leaves one breast exposed, so the woman has to cover it with her hand. I saw some flaws in the idea, and there was plenty of reader discussion about it.

Fashion models just hanging out?

March 20, 2009

Earlier this week I did an item about a hot new fashion trend, dresses that leave one you-know-what exposed, so a woman has to cover it with her hand. I pointed out many flaws in this design, like if you’re left-handed it’s hard to take notes in algebra class and stuff like that.

Lady, can I hold that for ya?

March 16, 2009

This is THE hot new look in women’s fashion, but I see flaws.

I sent my Oddly Enough Consumer Team out to test this dress, and here are some of their comments:

Ed, shake hands with my sister!

October 24, 2008

The emperor has no clothes, and apparently neither does the empress.

We have this fashion show photo, which I have tastefully cropped for you, in which nothing covers the model’s breasts except her own two hands. This is called a fashion “creation.”

“Here! It’s not empty, but crush it anyway!”

October 24, 2007

Boy, they always go after the big-hearted environmentalists, don’t they? Do the green movement and global warming and the Nobel Peace Prize and stuff like that mean nothing anymore?

Sex doesn’t get much worse…

January 2, 2007

If Dawn Madden’s breasts were a pair of Danishes, Debby Crombie’s got two Space Hoppers.

Doc enlarges breasts, but left holding the bag…

October 4, 2006

As wanted posters go, these are fairly unusual. A German plastic surgeon who was cheated out of payment by several women whose breasts he enlarged has given pictures of the results to police, in the hope that the photos will help trace them.