Oddly Enough Blog

The King’s playin’ with his crotch again

November 22, 2011

Blog Guy, you seem to read a lot of history. I guess that’s to take your mind off the goofy stuff you see every day?

How about a greasy kebab, Your Majesty?

November 9, 2011

Blog Guy, I see Britain’s Queen Elizabeth just spent 11 days visiting Australia. That must be a huge logistical undertaking involving thousands of aides, security folks, drivers….

Say “I’ll be back,” Duchess….

November 6, 2011

Blog Guy, it’s me, the one you got hooked on pictures of Catherine, the Duchess of Cambridge.

Class, get out your rulers…

September 12, 2011

Blog Guy, I’ve heard that the British Royal Family isn’t very well educated. That’s hard to believe, what with being the land of Shakespeare and everything.

Duchess, the sun never sets on the British vampire…

August 25, 2011

I’ll admit I was skeptical when I saw photos of the cast of yet another TV movie about Prince William and Kate Middleton. Did we really need this? I mean, I guess maybe if they found a dead ringer to play Kate… Nope, that’s not it…

Mystery brunette with Prince William?

August 22, 2011

Blog Guy, I’m confused. I was walking past a toy shop in London and I saw a doll that looked like Prince William.

You’re lacking in your hacking!

August 17, 2011

Lamar, get in my office!

What’s up, Boss?

Look, you’ve had enough time! I told you if you want to make it in journalism, you need to hack into some voice messages, and I want to see what you’ve got. We’re on deadline!

‘Tis the season to be Charlie….

July 29, 2011

Blog Guy, you used to give us a lot more news about what those British people are up to, what with the royal wedding and everything. How about an update?

Staying longer with a monger?

July 12, 2011

Blog Guy, it seemed to me that Britain’s Prince William and Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, really had to do some silly stuff on their long trip to Canada.

Duchess? It has a certain ring to it…

July 11, 2011

 

Blog Guy, thanks for all your coverage of the royal visit by Britain’s Prince William and Catherine, the Duchess of Cambridge. I guess it served its purpose, to raise their profile, huh?