Oddly Enough Blog

The best TV crime show on the heir?

April 4, 2011

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Okay, you know why we’re here. We owe the network one more high-concept police procedural to match our earlier hits, “Police Pope” and “Monkey See, Monkey Blue.”

Earn big money with a familiar face?

April 2, 2011

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Blog Guy, I notice you wrote about a Joe DiMaggio lookalike yesterday.

The lookalike game intrigues me. Can you provide some details, so I can see if I might want to pursue a career at that?

Shape up with our new regal regimen!

March 31, 2011

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Man, I gotta say, that was just creepy!

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Are you kidding, Clancy? You didn’t see who was just here?

No, I was watching that Lady Gaga video on the big screen. Who was it?

Queen Elizabeth.

She was NOT!

Was too!

That IS strange. I don’t think she’s even a member here! What did she do?

Dispensing with Kate Middleton

March 30, 2011

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Blog Guy, now that Prince William’s royal wedding is less than a month away, what’s the strangest souvenir you’ve seen so far?

A yarn about a close-knit family?

March 29, 2011

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Blog Guy, I have some questions about that upcoming royal wedding between Prince William and Kate Middleton. Can you help?

Is the cavalry back with those doughnuts?

March 25, 2011

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EMILY! How is our checking account overdrawn? What the hell did you buy?

Shut your cake hole, Herb! That stuff is for household expenses, every bit of it. Maybe you need to get a raise down at the plant!

You could almost pass for Prince Charles!

March 21, 2011

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Ma, you wanted to see me?

Did you say MA? That is how you refer to the Queen of England now?

Sorry Ma, I meant Your Royal Highness, you wanted to see me?

Yes. We are very displeased! We have seen a popular blog using photos of you looking, how shall one describe it, GOOFY!

I’m not a princess, but I play one on TV

March 18, 2011

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Blog Guy, it’s me, the dude who’s addicted to Prince William’s fiancĂ©e, Kate Middleton. I need another fix.

Souvenirs: Selling Kate by the crate?

March 14, 2011

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Blog Guy, I see they’re churning out all kinds of memorabilia in advance of Britain’s royal wedding next month.

Batter Up!

March 8, 2011

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Blog Guy, I know you’ve helped others with their photo collections, and I hope you can do the same for me. I collect photos of famous people flipping pancakes.