Oddly Enough Blog

When the peasants are running in Piccadilly Circus…

February 23, 2010

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Blog Guy, you  promised to tell us what those British royals are up to. Well? Let’s hear it!

Some mushy peas in my handbag, please!

December 23, 2009

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Okay staff, you’re aware of our public relations challenge.

We want to soften Queen Elizabeth’s image as a mega-rich monarch with lots of castles and jewels, and make her appear to be more like, you know, your average grandma.

Feel like carry-out from Earth tonight, honey?

December 9, 2009

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I have great news, my fellow Neptunians! Our intelligence agents tell us that after  more than 50 years of service, Britain’s Defence Ministry has shut down its UFO investigation unit, saying it can no longer justify the cost.

Later on, we’ll conspire…

November 29, 2009

Blog Guy, thanks to your readers, by now most people are aware of a major plot involving prominent people like Brad Pitt, Jake LaMotta, Madonna, Salma Hayek…

Goodnight, sweet prince…

November 3, 2009

Blog Guy, recently your readers voted overwhelmingly that Prince Charles is the coolest world leader. In light of that, can you give us more news about him? Maybe something like that Queen for a Day thing you did on his mother?

I say, Camilla, do we have a COUPON?

September 11, 2009

Ever since my readers voted Prince Charles the “Coolest Leader Dude,” it seems to me he’s doing more “normal” stuff in public.

I hope there are some bulls on his “death panel”

September 1, 2009

Blog Guy, what’s the humane situation in Britain? They really love their animals, right? But so like what if you’re a Brit person and you really have this urge to be cruel to animals? Is that a problem?

A winner in the duel for cool…

August 31, 2009

There’s no point keeping you in suspense any longer.

Our week-long scientific reader poll is over, and by overwhelming majority you selected Britain’s Prince Charles as the Coolest Leader Dude, beating U.S. President Barack Obama and Russia’s Prime Minister Vladimir Putin.

Who’s too cool for school?

August 24, 2009

I comb through stories, photos and video from all over the world to bring you the news you need, and lately I am noticing a definite trend.

It’s your turn to be snarky!

August 12, 2009

Blog Guy, some of us readers were noticing you never take a day off. You post stuff constantly.