Blog Guy, you promised to tell us what those British royals are up to. Well? Let’s hear it!
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I have great news, my fellow Neptunians! Our intelligence agents tell us that after more than 50 years of service, Britain’s Defence Ministry has shut down its UFO investigation unit, saying it can no longer justify the cost.
There’s no point keeping you in suspense any longer.
Our week-long scientific reader poll is over, and by overwhelming majority you selected Britain’s Prince Charles as the Coolest Leader Dude, beating U.S. President Barack Obama and Russia’s Prime Minister Vladimir Putin.