Oddly Enough Blog

You know what would be really, really embarrassing?

July 10, 2009

Blog Guy, I’ve been following your coverage of that San Fermin festival over there in Pamplona. So who’s winning?

On the phona in Pamplona?

July 9, 2009

Blog Guy, I was very interested in your report yesterday on the San Fermin festival, in Spain. May I ask a question about it?

Welcome to the Scarf ‘n’ Barf

July 8, 2009

Blog Guy, you do a wonderful job of keeping us up on what the elite are doing. Where is the Smart Set this week, so we can once again envy the lush life?

Should they be laughing at me?

July 6, 2009

Oh crap, what have I done?

I’m pretty sure this is about the time that bull is supposed to be dead.I KNOW I shouldn’t be riding upside-down on his back, hanging onto these pointy things while idiots laugh at me from the stands.

The army couldn’t afford drapes? I’ll be up at the crack of dawn!

May 4, 2009

Judy Benjamin: I think they sent me to the wrong place.
Capt. Lewis: Uh-huh.
Judy Benjamin: See, I did join the army, but I joined a *different* army.
I joined the one with the condos and the private rooms…

Damn you, guidance counselor!

April 28, 2009

This time of year I get lots of queries from college seniors asking for career advice.

Here’s a good spot, maybe they won’t find us here!

April 21, 2009

Blog Guy, you write a lot about bullfighting, so you’re probably aware the new season has begun. How about giving us some behind-the-scenes stuff that most people don’t know about the tradition and pageantry of the sport?

Keep your shirt on, sport!

April 12, 2009

Blog Guy, I hate to complain, but you used to do a much better job of covering really stupid sports for your readers. Aren’t there any hot new sports trends that are extremely dumb?

Well, it keeps him off the street…

January 27, 2009

This is the exciting moment we’ve been waiting for. The envelope, please? And the 2009 Parents of the Year award goes to…

Send your kid to Cruel School!

January 2, 2009

Blog Guy, I’m very worried. Our teenage son seems to enjoy torturing animals, especially when lots of people are watching. Should we send him to a psychiatrist?