Oddly Enough Blog

Meester bool, you are SO ugly!

April 3, 2008

bullfighter-face-160.jpgBlog Guy, I know you’ve said bullfighting isn’t a wise career choice for college seniors, but the profession still intrigues me. Isn’t there anything in the pointless animal torture field that might suit me?

Hey Earl, watch ME avoid the bull!

March 24, 2008

bull-2-180.jpgWelcome to a feature we call “Euphemisms in the News.” The genuine photo caption here tells us “people try to avoid a bull which was set loose in the town center…as part of yearly celebrations…”

Try not to impress him very much…

March 3, 2008

juli-crop.jpgWe have a story about a breeder of fighting bulls who  plans to clone his best stud. The stud sired two bulls that impressed a famous bullfighter named El Juli so much that we’re told he “keeps their heads mounted at home.”

“So? What do you do for a living?”

July 15, 2006

Who could have guessed that the next big trend would be nun-matador bars? But here they are, wildly successful – at least, you know,  in cities that have both nuns and matadors.  Of course, you may have different ideas about what’s going on in this photo. Try your hand at a clever caption, and send it our way via Post a Comment.nuns300.jpg 

What’s going on here?

July 13, 2006

An unsuspecting tourist smiles, unaware that hooligans have just dropped a large black beanbag onto his head.  Still, that’s nothing compared with the surprise he’s about to get, when that big wooden gate opens.  Let’s all watch what happens…. 

Publicity shot from “Superman Returns to Pamplona”

July 10, 2006

Okay, maybe this isn’t Superman. Maybe this is an illustration showing how bulls would design a piñata, if they had access to papier mache and possessed good small motor skills. Or maybe you can think of a better explanation of what’s going on here, and send it to us via Post a Comment.flying300.jpg