Oddly Enough Blog

Call it a tokin’ effort?

May 9, 2011

Lamar, get in my office! Are you the one who approved the permit for those people to hold a huge Global Marijuana March in the streets here over the weekend?

The cigarettes are in the cabinet?

February 21, 2011

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Quick quiz: The politician puffing away in this photo is…

smoking canadian 260a) Going to be grounded if her mom catches her smoking again…

b) Not likely to be the first stop on “Take Your Child to Parliament Day”

Are we the meat in a goofy sandwich?

December 13, 2010

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Don’t look now, but the U.S. is surrounded. Mexico went goofy in 2010, and Canada went even goofier.

It’s me! The guy wishing you well!

November 11, 2010

Lamar, we need to talk. You seem to be gone a lot lately. You took that temp job as an archbishop

Is he really worth whacking, Boss?

October 26, 2010

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Okay, fellow Star Whackers, the reason for this emergency secret meeting is, we have a problem. A big one. Some guy seems to have found out about us, and he’s making statements to the media. Lamar, have you dug up anything on him?

Time to get manly, Stanley!

August 30, 2010

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Welcome back to our very popular TV reality series, “Let’s get Virile, Cyril!” where we randomly look in on world leaders to check their testosterone level.

Then when I was six, we went to a zoo…

August 10, 2010

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Blog Guy, I’m starting to get scared about this Apocalypse thing you keep writing about. A few days ago it was people trying to auction off embalming tools used on Elvis Presley. What next? Can the signs get any worse than that?

Going beyond routine poutine cuisine

June 30, 2010

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Blog Guy, since Canada just hosted the world leaders and spent a fortune to present a good face to the world, I was wondering if they used the opportunity to promote that popular Canadian dish you’ve written about?

Welcome to the “Not So Great Lakes”

June 24, 2010

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Blog Guy, I really envy you working journalists. I just saw a picture of the view from the press center at that G20 Summit up in Toronto, and it’s gorgeous! A waterfall and a lake? How do you get any work done?

I have to put that in my MOUTH?

May 24, 2010
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Blog Guy, I follow the exciting world of competitive eating – you know, like that Wing Bowl and stuff like that.┬áBut I was baffled to see a reference to the “World Poutine Eating Championship.” What on earth is Poutine?