Oddly Enough Blog

Back to work! That tank ain’t gonna pull itself!

May 28, 2008

tank-crop-160.jpgBlog Guy, I’m enlisting in the Army. They say they will guarantee I’ll become a “tank-puller.” You’re the expert on careers. Does that sound like a good deal?

Joey, where’s the roof of my car?

May 27, 2008

roll-300.jpgBlog Guy, I just graduated from college and I’m looking at careers. Any suggestions? My degree is in English literature. 

High fashion – a shot in the dark?

May 2, 2008

fashion-dark-160.jpgBlog Guy, you give great career advice. I want to enter the glamorous and exciting field of fashion photography.

Life is swell in our cartel!

April 28, 2008

kaibil-skull-120.jpgLife a struggle? Help us smuggle!

Let’s say your business requires you to transport certain items quietly, without much attention. I believe the technical word for it is smuggling. Where do you get guys to do that for you? The local pool hall?

Have you theen my thnake?

April 22, 2008

snake-arm-160.jpgBlog Guy, you’re great at giving advice on careers. Should I consider letting venomous snakes bite me for a living?

I saw you in the Brooks Brothers catalog!

April 22, 2008

I get what happened here. This young gentleman looked at the wrong end of his Assault-Ready Heavy-Duty Atomic Super-Pneumatic Staple Gun, to see if it was loaded, which it turns out it was. I get that, and I certainly have to admire the professional-quality results.

Professor Vomit, I need more fire!

April 15, 2008

coney-4-160.jpgBlog Guy, I really need your famous career advice. I got into Harvard, but now I can’t find the courses I need to prepare me for the lucrative field of carnival sideshows. Help!

We who are about to eat cheese salute you!

April 8, 2008

gladiator-face-160.jpgIf you’re thinking of a public relations career, watch and learn. Italy recently did a recall of some mozzarella cheese linked to dioxin contamination. Okay, so how do they restore public confidence in the product?

My sword is at home on the sofa!

April 7, 2008

bullfight-face-160.jpgOh, what have I done? Mom wanted me to be a chiropractor, but no! I knew better! Mister Smarty-Pants just HAD to be a matador!

Meester bool, you are SO ugly!

April 3, 2008

bullfighter-face-160.jpgBlog Guy, I know you’ve said bullfighting isn’t a wise career choice for college seniors, but the profession still intrigues me. Isn’t there anything in the pointless animal torture field that might suit me?