Oddly Enough Blog
News, but not the serious kind
Oh honey, I’m home!
Blog Guy, you used to offer useful tips on how people can tell if they’ve made a bad career choice. Can you please do some more of those?
Sure. Here’s one career test that many young professionals overlook until it is too late.
Look at yourself in a full-length mirror. If all you can see are bees crawling over every inch of your face and body, you may have chosen poorly on career day.
I was afraid of that, Blog Guy. That’s exactly what I see. But at least I am wearing swimming goggles and I have some sort of cigarette filters jammed in my nose.
I’m afraid that doesn’t change the fact that you wear bees for a living.
But the job sounded so glamorous! How was I to know?
Smurf City, here we come!
Blog Guy, can you please help settle a bet with my haberdasher’s manicurist?
Again with the bets and the random occupations? What’s this one about?
She says there’s a whole town somewhere that has been turned into a Smurf village – you know, the little blue cartoon characters – and I say she’s totally nuts.
Actually, she’s absolutely right. Sony chose a little village in southern Spain for the world premiere of their new movie, “The Smurfs 3D,” and they painted the whole shebang blue.
Painted the whole shebang, huh? Is that all they did?
I wonder why Sony didn’t choose the heritage town of Jodhpur in western India, also known as Blue City. See for yourself: http://www.photosbymartin.com/images/pcd 4231/jodhpur-fort-91.3.html
Come over to my yard for a fling?
Man, I love it when true stuff is stranger than anything I could make up for my blog. I mean, it’s like having a day off.
So I’m looking at an e-mail from the Pottery Barn folks, and down below the duvet covers and patchwork quilts I see something called Safety Recall Information. It informs me the chain is recalling a hammock stand.
This concerns me because of course I spend most of my days in a hammock, swaying back and forth in the sunshine and writing my blog.
It turns out, the wood used in the stand may break, “if left outdoors.”
I suppose that’s a relief for you who only use your hammocks in your living room, but for us yard people, it’s a disaster.
Anybody who has ever watched Looney Toons knows exactly what happens when one end of a tightly-stretched hammock snaps suddenly.
I don’t understand, Spin. Can’t the potential customer just call a Death Panel, like this person?
http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/20 11/04/08/can-i-pull-the-plug-during-a-sh utdown/





Spin, atta’boy’.
Can one say attagirl?