Oddly Enough Blog

Seinfeld, a show about bupkis…

December 13, 2011

Blog Guy, you have the most authoritative entertainment news anywhere, so I’m coming to you first about something I heard.

So I’m not the sexiest man alive?

November 17, 2011

Boss, you got a minute for a private chat?

Sure Lamar, what’s up?

I’m kinda depressed. “People Magazine” just announced its “Sexiest Man Alive” choice for this year, and once again, it wasn’t me.

Okay, so maybe it’s a strange hobby…

November 11, 2011

Blog Guy, I hate to bother you, but I need your help with something.

Sure, that’s what I’m here for.

See, I maintain an extensive world map with color-coded pins showing everywhere Paris Hilton has been in the last 10 years, you know, day by day.

When superstars shoot on location…

November 8, 2011

I can’t believe they have the nerve to call this dump a supermarket!

But Ms. Jolie, this isn’t America. Things are different over here.

Really? Things are SO different that I can’t even buy Budweiser or Velveeta for Brad? What the hell are we supposed to live on?

Remember to bring protection, honey

November 7, 2011

Blog Guy, I’m worried sick! I heard there was some problem with protecting Paris Hilton. Is she okay?

Perhaps you recognize my large chest?

November 3, 2011

So, pal, what do you do for a living?

What do I DO? I am FABIO!

Sorry, I don’t understand. What is that?

I am an actor and a model!

Oh! Have I seen you in anything?

Probably. I played the Handsome Man in “Scenes from a Mall,” the Blind Date in “Boogies Diner,” and I have done numerous cameos.

Keeping away from the Kardashians

November 2, 2011

Blog Guy, I’m a fed-up, angry American. Enough is enough!

What can we do to protect our country from those tawdry, horrid people? I see them everywhere now. I think you know who I’m talking about.

Peel faster if you wanna be president!

October 15, 2011

Blog Guy, I’ve been trying to get a job in the exciting outdoor food service industry, and there aren’t any. Do you know why?

We’ll always, always, always have Paris…

October 14, 2011

Blog Guy, it’s been TWO WEEKS since you’ve shown us fresh pictures of Paris Hilton! Are there no cameras left for her to stand in front of? Is something wrong? Should we prepare for bad news?

Great mooseum! I’ll be back!

October 12, 2011

Blog Guy, I need some of your famous travel advice. I love visiting the childhood homes of great people, to see where they got their start.