Oddly Enough Blog

News, but not the serious kind

Where there’s a Will, there’s a way…

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Blog Guy, my favorite actor is Will Smith. Can you post some photos of him in your blog, please?

Sure thing. This photo shows him at the Nobel Peace Prize ceremony today in Norway.

Not to complain or anything, but that’s an itty-bitty Will Smith and lots of people, possibly even Norwegians. What about something bigger?

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Of course. Look at the photo below. It’s only part of his head, but it’s bigger.

Thanks for joining, even if you didn’t mean to!

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Bob, you certainly seem to be in a good mood this morning. What’s up?

I am indeed. This week, my Oddly Enough Facebook Blog Network got its 5000th member. That’s pretty amazing. It’s at the top of the Humor, Pop Culture and Weird categories.

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Wow, congratulations! What do you think appeals to people most about your blog?

Oh, I think these are mostly folks who joined by accident, thinking they were ordering cheap medication or online lunch meat or something, but still, here they are.

Hey honey, watch me moon these guys!

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Blog Guy, it’s me again, the one has been asking a lot of questions about Roman Polanski, that director who is under house arrest in a Swiss Chalet. Now that he’s actually IN the chalet, I would expect you’d have fresh photos of him and his family, and maybe even more farmers standing in the driveway.

You’re in luck, stranger, we have great new photos! Here are actual shots of Polanski and his wife, Emmanuelle Seigner, at the chalet.

Gosh, I thought she’d look happier….

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kate hudson face 240Folks, this is our last logistics check before the gala premiere of our movie in London’s elegant Leicester Square, just minutes from now.

We’ve got HUGE superstars coming for this thing, and they need to be pampered!

It’s tough in the slammer…

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Blog Guy, you wrote about the Swiss chalet where director Roman Polanski may stay under house arrest while he fights extradition over a case of unlawful sex with a 13-year-old girl. The farmer in the driveway was a nice touch, but…

What else did you want to see?

It’s in Gstaad, in the Swiss Alps! Could we please see how the chalet looks with a dusting of snow?

Want more potato chips, Marilyn?

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Blog Guy, I have 53 seconds to squander on something really, really stupid. Can you help me out here?

I sure can, little buddy!  This is your lucky day! That’s EXACTLY the length of time it takes to watch our video clip of Marilyn Monroe apparently smoking marijuana 50 years ago!

Appreciating other cultures….

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Blog Guy, you seem to think you’re an entertainment blogger, but all you cover is American stuff. Other countries DO have movies and television as well.

I happen to know the German Bambi media awards were held recently. How about paying some attention to those?

Later on, we’ll conspire…

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Blog Guy, thanks to your readers, by now most people are aware of a major plot involving prominent people like Brad Pitt, Jake LaMotta, Madonna, Salma Hayek…

Members of their secret society identify themselves to each other by wearing distinctive white hats, as you have shown repeatedly.

Will he have a valet at the chalet?

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Blog Guy, I’ve been closely following the case of that creepy director Roman Polanski, who apparently will be released under house arrest in Switzerland soon, but I wonder if you can clear up some details for me.

Well, I’m no lawyer, but I’ll do my best.

Thanks. So he’s going to be staying in a Swiss chalet, from what I’ve read. Any idea what it looks like?

He must be quite a guy…

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You all know me, I’m not a judgmental kind of guy. But on some rare occasions I DO form strong opinions, and gosh darn it, if I’m not careful I’m afraid I’ll go after somebody with this pickle fork I’m holding.

What do I see on our photo file? Levi Johnston at TWO glitzy Los Angeles galas in one evening, including the GQ magazine “Men of the Year” party.