Oddly Enough Blog
News, but not the serious kind
Blog Guy, you haven’t done any fantasy photos for a few days. I want some!
I’m here to make you happy. What the hell do you want?
I want a photo of a billionaire dressed like a clown.
Sigh. Any special setting?
No, it can be anyplace, so long as it’s in Red Square.
Holy crap! Anything else?
Yes. I want a photo of actor Sylvester Stallone in his private bathroom.
Geez, I sure hope the authorities are watching you. Okay, here are the two shots you requested.
Hey! That billionaire is just some Canadian clown!
You expected what, Warren Buffett in a red wig?
And this caption says Stallone is in a theater, not a bathroom!
Sure, but isn’t this pretty much how you think his bathroom at home would look?
You’ve got me there, Blog Guy. Thanks for the snaps!
Above: Canadian billionaire Guy Laliberte poses in Red Square in Moscow September 10, 2009. Laliberte, who owns Cirque du Soleil, is set to become Canada’s first space tourist. REUTERS/ Sergei Remezov
Below: Actor Sylvester Stallone poses while visiting La Fenice theater in Venice, September 11, 2009. REUTERS/Michele Crosera
Blog Guy, I’m a huge fan of actor Michael Douglas. Any news about him?
Sure. He’s gone totally insane. Bonkers. Mental. Deranged. Nutsy.
Wow! Do you like have deep sources at a mental hospital or clinic or something?
Nah, I’m just looking at his hair from when he showed up for a movie screening in New York yesterday. Does that look like a sane guy’s haircut?
Well no, it doesn’t, but that’s your only evidence?
Blog Guy, I’m very worried and I need your help. I read this article about expensive performers you can hire for weddings and parties. Like for just $1.5 million, I guess you could have Amy Winehouse sing at a child’s birthday party.
Yeah, if you’re not trying for the “Parent of the Year” award.
Blog Guy, I’m very disappointed in you.
So are most people. Can you be more specific?
You used to update us on Madonna and her auto in different world cities, but I’ve seen nothing for two weeks. Is her car in the shop, or what?
No, it’s still on the move, but she’s covering a lot of ground. Yesterday our plucky troubadour performed in Tel Aviv. Here’s a photo to prove it.
Blog Guy, you follow the European music scene closely. I heard Bono blew them away in London on the U2 world tour.
Yes, but the real star of that show was Erik Tysse, the warm-up act from Norway. Erik came out of nowhere to do a Susan Boyle sort of show-stopper, singing ”My Old Kentucky Home.”
Blog Guy, I collect photos of vintage Rolls-Royces in different places. You got any?
Sure. Here’s a butt-load of shots from Madonna’s current tour.
Anyway, an artist in Brussels has just opened the Musee du Slip, featuring framed underwear donated by mostly Belgian artists, singers and politicians.
Blog Guy, I’ve been watching the whole Michael Jackson saga unfold since he died two weeks ago. What can you tell us about his father, Joe Jackson?