Oddly Enough Blog

Are you SURE that’s Stallone’s bathroom?

September 14, 2009

Blog Guy, you haven’t done any fantasy photos for a few days. I want some!

I’m here to make you happy. What the hell do you want?

I want a photo of a billionaire dressed like a clown.

Sigh. Any special setting?

No, it can be anyplace, so long as it’s in Red Square.

Holy crap! Anything else?

Yes. I want a photo of actor Sylvester Stallone in his private bathroom.

Geez, I sure hope the authorities are watching you. Okay, here are the two shots you requested.

Major movie star goes nuts?

September 10, 2009

Blog Guy, I’m a huge fan of actor Michael Douglas. Any news about him?

Sure. He’s gone totally insane. Bonkers. Mental. Deranged. Nutsy.

Wow! Do you like have deep sources at a mental hospital or clinic or something?

Nah, I’m just looking at his hair from when he showed up for a movie screening in New York yesterday. Does that look like a sane guy’s haircut?

We can find her for you, George!

September 8, 2009

Blog Guy, what do you think it’s like being George Clooney? I bet it’s pretty neat!

Oh, you’ll pay me all right, it’s Mandytory!

September 4, 2009

Blog Guy, I’m very worried and I need your help. I read this article about expensive performers you can hire for weddings and parties. Like for just $1.5 million, I guess you could have Amy Winehouse sing at a child’s birthday party.

Back at the wheel, Madonna mobile!

September 2, 2009

Blog Guy, I’m very disappointed in you.

So are most people. Can you be more specific?

You used to update us on Madonna and her auto in different world cities, but I’ve seen nothing for two weeks. Is her car in the shop, or what?

It’s like if déjà vu had déjà vu!

August 19, 2009

Blog Guy, recently you poked fun at the number of similar photos of Madonna from her Sticky and Sweet Tour.

Me and Herbie go to the Derby in our Old Kentucky Home

August 18, 2009

Blog Guy, you follow the European music scene closely. I heard Bono blew them away in London on the U2 world tour.

Here comes that damn Rolls again!

August 5, 2009

Blog Guy, I collect photos of vintage Rolls-Royces in different places. You got any?

I see Belgium, I see France, I see lots of underpants

July 17, 2009

Wouldn’t you love to see underwear from the very most famous person in Belgium?

Who was that guy laughing during the memorial?

July 14, 2009

Blog Guy, I’ve been watching the whole Michael Jackson saga unfold since he died two weeks ago. What can you tell us about his father, Joe Jackson?