Oddly Enough Blog

What Jack Bauer won’t tell you?

May 14, 2009

Blog Guy, I know you’ve blogged about the TV series “24”. I see the two-hour season finale is coming up. Is it too late for me to start watching?

That’s the pope in a suit and tie?

May 12, 2009

Well, THIS is a FINE mess!

We’re right on deadline for the Time cover story about Pope Benedict meeting Israeli President Shimon Peres in Jerusalem, and we don’t know which is which!

Cool! Ma’am, do you have a gun on you right now?

May 10, 2009

Hey Blog Guy, I recall that you set up fantasy photographs for your readers, bringing bizarre pairings of people together. I have the strangest request yet. I want Janet Napolitano, the Homeland Security Secretary, and Ashton Kutcher, the actor.

Pardon me for butting in?

May 8, 2009

“I’m gonna need a hacksaw!”

Fans of the TV series “24” will recognize that quote from Jack Bauer, the agent Kiefer Sutherland plays, just before he decapitated some poor guy.

There’s something about basketball?

May 7, 2009

Thanks for giving me an emergency session today, Doc. I think I’ve totally lost it!

The army couldn’t afford drapes? I’ll be up at the crack of dawn!

May 4, 2009

Judy Benjamin: I think they sent me to the wrong place.
Capt. Lewis: Uh-huh.
Judy Benjamin: See, I did join the army, but I joined a *different* army.
I joined the one with the condos and the private rooms…

You can shoot her Tilda cows come home…

April 30, 2009

Blog Guy, it’s me again, the aspiring photojournalist you’ve been helping. I know shooting photos of celebrities is a huge part of news photography, and I think I’m ready. Who is THE hardest celeb to photograph?

Who was that masked man? And where’s my Rolex?

April 27, 2009

Hello, police? I need to report a robbery. My department store was robbed today. They took a bunch of wristwatches from our jewelry department.

And the worst security idea is…

April 26, 2009

Blog Guy, I know you own a high-powered personal security company with some huge clients. What’s the latest thinking on protecting VIPs? Bullet-proof limousines, Kevlar, decoys, or what?

SNL veterans: not stand-up comedy?

April 20, 2009

Blog Guy, I really love Amy Poehler – you know, from Saturday Night Live! Isn’t she in some new show on TV?