Oddly Enough Blog
News, but not the serious kind
Promotion staffers, I hope you’re ready for the big media event to publicize the junior welterweight match.
We’ve signed Mickey Rourke to appear at the promotion event, and we need to make sure he looks great.
Lonnie, you’ll have a professional hairdresser here for Mickey’s shave and hairstyle, right?
As you can see here, shots of men adjusting their ties are always a hit.
For real? I wouldn’t have thought that.
Our photo archive has thousands of them, so they must be popular. Often, we’ll shout out, “Mr. President, your tie is screwed up,” just so he’ll grab it and we can get one of these treasured pix.
Okay, this university over in Liverpool has just launched a Master of Arts degree in The Beatles. Presumably graduates may now claim to have what I guess will be called an MBA, or Masters of Beatles Appreciation.
Blog Guy, I’m ready! I’ve been studying all of your tips for aspiring photojournalists, and here is my portfolio for your critique. What do you think?
Bravo! Perfect, both of them!
Okay. On the shot of the soccer team captain… Does he actually have a mouth?
Blog Guy, I know how you feel about remakes of the classics, so you’re gonna hate this. I heard they’re planning to revive the classic ’70s sitcom “All in the Family.”
It makes my blood boil. This all came about because German Chancellor Angela Merkel expressed an interest in doing the Edith Bunker role. She’s been doing Edith schtick at her news conferences, just to show she’s nailed it.
Blog Guy, I’m really pumped for the Oscars – I love all the glamour and razzle-dazzle. Don’t the Brits have something like that, too? I’d love to see it.
They have BAFTA. You’d hate it. It’s not nearly as glitzy.
Really? How is it different?
The actors and actresses don’t really show up. They just send pictures, which are placed around the Royal Opera House to look like an audience.
Keep it coming, Blog Guy – the more photojournalism advice I can get, the sooner I’ll get my dream job.
What do you want to know today, Grasshopper?