Oddly Enough Blog

Earn big money with a familiar face?

April 2, 2011

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Blog Guy, I notice you wrote about a Joe DiMaggio lookalike yesterday.

The lookalike game intrigues me. Can you provide some details, so I can see if I might want to pursue a career at that?

Is that chewing tobacco on my carpet?

April 1, 2011

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Sit down, Joe, I need to have a little talk with you.

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I’ve heard reports that some of our lookalikes are fraternizing with the cutouts. I think you know we have a strict policy against that.

How’d you make out with that socialite?

March 31, 2011

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Johnson, get your butt into my office! Did you shoot those Paris Hilton events?

I sure did, Boss, I just got back.

MEXICO/So? Fill me in. Was it newsworthy?

I dunno. She mostly just made out with some guy.

Wait a minute, Johnson. She called the press in to watch her make out?

Yeah, I thought it was kind of nervy of her. He didn’t even try for second base.

Two and a Half Morons?

March 15, 2011

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Faithful readers of this blog know that I have pitched some high-concept ideas for movies and television shows in the past, stories like The Love Market! and that extra bonus season of “24.”

It smells like Jennifer has been here…

March 12, 2011

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Blog Guy, I thought I saw a photo of Jennifer Aniston this week. Why is she in the news? Some kind of Nobel Prize deal or something?

Fashion has its ups and downs…

March 11, 2011

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Okay Lamar, you’ve done some pretty strange stuff to save money on our fashion shows, but this time I’m totally confused.

Just like Kate, only different…

March 1, 2011

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Blog Guy, you gotta help me! I haven’t had a new photo of Kate Middleton for four days now. I need a fix, dude.

You ever try flossing, Catherine?

February 19, 2011

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“Michael, hold still so I can see myself in your fancy sunglasses. Do I have something between my teeth? I can feel it…”

When celebrities cut their own hair…

February 16, 2011

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Blog Guy, I’m tired of striking out with the chicks. What do those big Hollywood stars have that I don’t have? Can you let us in on some of their secrets?

There’s something about a man in uniform

February 15, 2011

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Quick quiz: The resplendent full dress uniform seen above, with blue lapels, gleaming buttons and rank stripes on the sleeves, will be worn by…