Blog Guy, I notice you wrote about a Joe DiMaggio lookalike yesterday.
The lookalike game intrigues me. Can you provide some details, so I can see if I might want to pursue a career at that?
Johnson, get your butt into my office! Did you shoot those Paris Hilton events?
I sure did, Boss, I just got back.
So? Fill me in. Was it newsworthy?
I dunno. She mostly just made out with some guy.
Wait a minute, Johnson. She called the press in to watch her make out?
Yeah, I thought it was kind of nervy of her. He didn’t even try for second base.