Oddly Enough Blog

Oh, the gowns! Oh, the humanity!

November 2, 2010

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What a glittering evening this is, folks. The celebrities are arriving now for our Lux Style Awards. With us here is a man who came all the way from Hollywood to help set up our arrival festivities, and he’s the best in the business. Sir, what should we call you?

Is he really worth whacking, Boss?

October 26, 2010

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Okay, fellow Star Whackers, the reason for this emergency secret meeting is, we have a problem. A big one. Some guy seems to have found out about us, and he’s making statements to the media. Lamar, have you dug up anything on him?

I need to use the long-necked birds’ room

October 24, 2010

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Blog Guy, I’m a big fan of actor Matt Damon. He’s just great in everything, and so cute. What’s he like in real life?

We’re going down! Is this blog finished?

October 20, 2010

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Blog Guy, it’s me, your editor. Did you see that incredible season finale of the hit series Mad Men, with that cliffhanger where Don Draper…

Checkered days, long knights shooting chess

October 17, 2010

SPAIN

Boss? BOSS! Are you okay? Oh, I thought you were dead, all slumped over like that.

Come home and meet the family, Arnold!

October 13, 2010

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Okay, screenwriters, this movie footage is solid gold! Imagine, Arnold Schwarzenegger in a car with actual Russian President Dmitry Medvedev. It’s priceless!

Together again for the first time?

September 29, 2010

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Blog Guy, I’m confused. A couple of  months ago you did an item sort of poking fun at all the free publicity Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz were getting just by going from city to city promoting the premiere of some new movie.

Our Father who…clomp clomp…art in heaven…clomp…

September 21, 2010

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Blog Guy, I know a lot of big fashion shows are coming up, and you need to pay more attention to shoes! What about London Fashion week, which is going on right now?

Shoppe ’til you droppe?

September 13, 2010

Blog Guy, you haven’t updated us on your  Goofy Face Museum and Doughnut Shop in Washington, DC, for some time. Last we heard, it was poised to take off. So what’s new there?

Eat, Pray, Read?

September 13, 2010

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Blog Guy, you’re smiling today. You must have seen something amusing, huh?