Oddly Enough Blog

Imagine there’s no toilet, it’s easy if you try…

September 2, 2010

Blog Guy, the last sign of the approaching Apocalypse you told us about was singer Justin Bieber publishing his memoirs, but I believe there was another one this week that you overlooked.

Holy moly! Nonstop Jolie!

August 19, 2010

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Blog Guy, you often write about Angelina Jolie. Has her new movie had its premiere yet?

Celebrities carrying a Torch?

August 12, 2010

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Blog Guy, I come to you for all my news about technology and new gadgets.

Frankly, I’m astounded that you haven’t reviewed the new BlackBerry Torch! I mean, your review of the iPad was the industry standard. Not to mention your advice on making the iPhone 4 work.

And the next Angelina Jolie is…

August 11, 2010

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Blog Guy, I read your item on Angelina Jolie this week, and it made me wonder who the next “perfect” woman will be.

A Farewell to Arms?

August 10, 2010

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Quick quiz: This sinewy, tattooed arm and enormous hand belong to…

angelina arm this 220a) The 2009 national arm-wrestling champion

b) Popeye

c) Julius Caesar’s personal calendar slave

d) Actress Angelina Jolie

Your time’s up. It’s Angelina Jolie’s actual arm.

No, Blog Guy! What are you saying! Angelina is every guy’s dream woman!

She’s the ideal! She’s perfect! She’s what actress Melanie Griffith used to be!

Then when I was six, we went to a zoo…

August 10, 2010

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Blog Guy, I’m starting to get scared about this Apocalypse thing you keep writing about. A few days ago it was people trying to auction off embalming tools used on Elvis Presley. What next? Can the signs get any worse than that?

Merry Christmas, Charlie!

August 4, 2010

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Normally I wouldn’t bother being snarky about actor Charlie Sheen and his ongoing problems with the law. It’s just too easy.

You don’t have Cruise control?

July 24, 2010

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Boss! You’re not gonna believe who I just got a picture of today! I was just pointing my camera lens at a vineyard in southwestern France, and GUESS who showed up?

Scents and Sensibility?

July 22, 2010

Okay Lamar, we’re up against a tight deadline here if we’re going to launch Jennifer Aniston’s fragrance this week. We came to your ad agency because your team is the best in the business, so what have you got?

It’s Slick and Mick! What are the odds?

June 29, 2010

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Welcome back to a regular feature we like to call, “What are the chances?”