Oddly Enough Blog
News, but not the serious kind
Blog Guy, my tax guy’s taxidermist told me something really creepy. He has close ties to the animal kingdom.
You mean from stuffing and mounting them?
I think that’s a canard.
Blog Guy, are you ever going to get over the fact that the word “canard” is duck in French, but a false rumor in English?
Probably not. Look, some of this animal spying stuff may be true. It’s well known that chimpanzees conducted the 2010 census and know everything about us. Maybe the chimps sent some ducks out for a gander.