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Buy, buy Miss American Pie…
Blog Guy, do you have a personal guiding philosophy of life? You know, three or four words that express your world view?
It’s funny you should ask. I didn’t until today, but now I do, thanks to the cover of a catalog that came in the mail.
Wow! What did it say? What is this new moral compass that guides your spiritual essence?
“Pie…the Perfect Gift.”
That’s it? Pie…the Perfect Gift?
Yep. I was like blown away by the truth and wisdom of it. It’s so zen. Who doesn’t want the gift of pie? Be they Democrat or Republican, be it fruit or cream or custard, key lime, lemon meringue, chocolate….
Creepy just got creepier…
Blog Guy, are you still setting up fantasy photos for your readers?
Yes, when I’m in the mood. What do you have in mind?
I want a hotel suite with chocolate furniture, chocolate art and a chocolate wall, with a chocolate guy reclining in bed, wearing only his underpants and eating ice cream on a stick.
Say, you’re kind of strange, aren’t you?
No, I like to think I’m just a normal reader.
Yeah? I like to think I’m the President of Honduras. So apart from this nasty chocolate guy, could you possibly make the scene any creepier?
Have yourself a chocolate little Easter…
Blog Guy, I thought maybe you could run some photos to help get us in the mood for Easter tomorrow.
Sure. Now up here at the top, a guy is spreading chocolate to make Easter treats in…
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