Oddly Enough Blog

You must be Round John Virgin?

December 20, 2010

Blog Guy, somebody told me you’re working on a book.  I presume they meant you’re READING one?

Thanks, so this is sort of like a Grammy?

December 14, 2010

NORWAY/

Blog Guy, do you still arrange those fantasy photos for your readers?

Yeah, as long as my budget holds out. What do you have in mind?

AUSTRALIA/Okay. I’m seeing, uh, Oprah….

Yikes, Oprah? She charges $30 an hour for fantasy shoots! What’s she doing in your fantasy?

Dogs and their Christmas decorations…

December 12, 2010

PHILIPPINES/

Blog Guy, please help settle a bet with my miniature golf instructor…

Wait a minute. Does this person help improve your miniature golf game, or is he just a short regular golf pro?

Look Ma, it’s like we’re really THERE!

December 6, 2010

Staff, this holiday season we’re going for broke. We’ve jammed our store full of flat-screen TVs of all sizes, wall-to-wall, and now we need to make shoppers think they can’t live without owning one.

Can a pilot get some RESPECT?

September 16, 2010

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Blog Guy, I know you keep a close eye on military maneuvers around the world. Are there any going on now?

How about a Christmas punch?

January 4, 2010

Blog Guy, I’m like you. I have a hard time letting go of the holiday spirit. Can you help bring me back down to earth?

Tops for December: blog enters the steam age?

January 3, 2010

Sorry, this one is a bit anticlimactic since I’ve already posted several lists on the top blog posts for 2009, but for legal reasons involving off-shore gambling accounts and so on, I still need to identify this blog’s most popular posts for December.

But one of those guys IS the pope, right?

December 25, 2009

Blog Guy, I was stunned by the attack on Pope Benedict by a woman at the start of his Christmas Eve mass. Can you explain exactly what happened?

Read us about the steamy models, Mr. President!

December 25, 2009

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Blog Guy, you’ve been dissed by President Barack Obama. Just a few days ago you wrote about your children’s book, “The Steamy Lingerie Models who Saved Christmas,” which was supposed to take its place up there with “The Polar Express.”

Uncle Lamar’s very last Christmas display

December 24, 2009

Blog Guy, my family and I LOVE Christmas light displays, the bigger the better. We’ve gone all over the world. Anyway, we feel like we’ve done it all, and we’re getting jaded. Is there anything we may have missed?