Oddly Enough Blog

Top 10 items that make milk come out of my nose…

December 24, 2009

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In recent days I’ve done yearly lists of the year’s goofiest photos, readers’ favorite items in my blog and the best headlines.

The Steamy Lingerie Models who Saved Christmas!

December 21, 2009

I got nothing and I’m in big trouble.

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My publisher gave me a hefty advance to write a feel-good new Christmas story for children, to take its place up there with “The Polar Express” and such-like.

A very special holiday time at the blog

December 20, 2009

Blog Guy, do you have anything special coming up in your blog for the holidays?

Do I!

Do you?

Yes, that’s what I meant by “Do I! “


Traditionally the end of the year is a time of lists and recognition, and I’m starting off tomorrow with the closely-watched Goofiest Photos of the Year announcement.

Have yourself a creepy little Christmas?

December 18, 2009

Blog Guy, I loved reading that you have too much Christmas spirit. This is most wonderful time of the year, right? Don’t you just LOVE all the Christmas songs?

Now, a toast to the martyrs!

December 17, 2009


Yo Blog Guy, we had our office holiday party last night and some of the folks got SO hammered!

And the most popular toy this Christmas is…

December 17, 2009

Blog Guy, can you tell me what’s shaping up to be the most popular toy this Christmas? Whatever it is, I want to get one for my little Zoe Belle….

Heartwarming holiday story restores my faith in man…

December 16, 2009

Blog Guy, I recall from earlier years that you suffer from a serious problem at Christmas?

Clawing, cloying, most annoying: cats in the news!

December 15, 2009

“Bob, I’m disappointed. Your blog used to have great coverage of cat news, but you seem to be ignoring them these days so you can write about cheese and fashion.”

Presenting his Royal Highness, King Keebler!

December 14, 2009

Blog Guy, I’m amazed at how many world leaders President Barack Obama has met in his first year in office! Who’s the latest?

Is this Sax Fifth Avenue?

December 10, 2009


Lots of readers ask me, “Bob, if that famous author Franz Kafka, who wrote very, very weird stuff, had decided to do something else, what would it have been?”