Oddly Enough Blog

What’s the hurry, Santa?

December 8, 2008

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
As Santa ran inside to empty his bladder!

For every bathroom in America!

December 6, 2008

Blog Guy, I’m stumped about what to get for my boyfriend for Christmas. He loves good literature.

These Flagships hurt my feet!

December 3, 2008

Blog Guy, I don’t know what to get my girlfriend for Christmas. Any suggestions?

Put your hands where Santa can see ‘em, kid!

November 20, 2008

Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the block,
Not a creature was stirring, thanks to my Glock

Ho ho ho hold out your Visa card!

November 5, 2008

The holidays are upon us, for sure. Today, over in London, a bunch of actors dressed as Santa Claus, I’m guessing to stress the theme of peace on Earth and good will toward men. Or maybe they were reminding us to help others and be joyful…

And the Rockettes’ red glare…

October 22, 2008

Confidential memo to Radio City Music Hall staff:

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This is going to be a bleak holiday season, and we need to cut costs. I hate to do it, but we’re going to outsource the Rockettes for our Christmas Spectacular.

Mayday! We have a Santa situation!

December 10, 2007

santa-solo-160.jpgOkay, Santas, now listen up, because this could save your life.

It’s not all milk and cookies out there. Sooner or later you’ll drop down the wrong chimney. For instance, you might find a family of accordion players in the middle of a recital. Or maybe a house full of telemarketers and they “just want you to take a brief survey.” Or maybe it’s a cult of reindeer-eaters.