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Blog Guy, I just heard about an exciting project involving your blog. Can you confirm it?
Yes, the last two years of my blog postings are being released as Blogs on Tape, so folks can listen to them in the car, on dates, during court arraignments, whenever.
That’s great! I know it’s important to get the voices right on these audio things. Who are you using?
We assembled a stellar audio team. Actor George Clooney does Blog Guy. Here you can see him cracking up during a recording session, trying to deliver the line, “What do I look like, an ornithologist?” He just loved the material.
Get out your dimes, it’s midnight!
Blog Guy, if my calendar is correct, you’ve got a major event coming up?
Yes, the celebrated Goofy Face Museum and Doughnut Shop, here in Washington DC, is ready to launch our big new season the day after Labor Day.
I just don’t understand that. I always thought the big tourist season is in the summer.
The top 10 posts for a goofy June…
June was a very good month for the blog. Our traffic statistics showed that readers flocked to information they could use, along with our hard-hitting exposés of, you know, stuff.
We suggested a Father’s Day gift Dad will never forget, we told you how the rich and powerful manage to look better than you do, and we even told you how to get George Clooney’s ex-girlfriend. Maybe.
Let’s practice those pickup lines, boys!
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I think I have some pretty good news here, and right now I’m talking to you single guys.
The woman in these photos just split with her boyfriend and is now back in the dating pool. She’s on the rebound and vulnerable, so here’s your chance.
Will the Oscar be decided by looks again?
Blog Guy, as a Hollywood insider, who do you think will get Best Actor at the Oscars this weekend?
I don’t do predictions, but I can steer readers in a useful direction. For years, there has been a tradition that the actors with classic Hollywood good looks lose, and some goofy-looking guy wins.
Sing it LOUD, George!
Blog Guy, I want to get in on that fantasy service you have for readers. Got any money left in this year’s budget?
Yeah, but it’s going fast. what do you want? Hurry up!
Um, um, okay, I wanna see actor George Clooney singing that Carley Simon classic “You’re So Vain.” Can you arrange that?
We can find her for you, George!
Blog Guy, what do you think it’s like being George Clooney? I bet it’s pretty neat!
You have a real way with words, stranger. I’m guessing “pretty neat” is accurate.
Georgie, come out of that nasty old coma!
My opinion of wax museums is no secret. I fail to get the entertainment value of life-size statues of famous people who look like they were recently embalmed.
Whatever, these photos here are so freakish they skid across the line into surrealism. We see live women dressed as angels, flirting with a wax George Clooney, who is dressed as a Santa.
What if his face freezes like that?
Okay Blog Guy, I enjoyed your advice on how average guys can look just like George Clooney, but I’m outraged over that Clooney photo you used in your blog, with his eyes all googly and everything! It was horrible!
On behalf of loyal Clooney fans everywhere, I DEMAND that you publish a different picture of this extremely handsome man!
Wow, you’re even better-looking in person!
Blog Guy, can you please settle a bet for me and my friends? Who is the best-looking guy in the world today?
Women tell me it’s George Clooney, for sure.
Cool. Then what can other guys do to look more like him?
Well, the main thing is the suit. A dude like that spends four, maybe five hundred bucks on a single suit, so of course he’s going to look great. Oh. And wear a tie, too.
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