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Store-wide sale, everything must go!


Lamar, can I see you in my office?

Sure Boss, what’s up?

Uh, when I asked you to set up a designer dress shop, I had something a little different in mind. I count four dresses here. That’s it.

Too many, Boss? I gotcha, keep the customers wanting more. We’ll move half of them back to the storeroom.

There IS no storeroom, you imbecile! You’ve got four dresses, all the same size, hanging in our only room! What the hell are those brown cartons, Lamar?

Accessories, I suppose, but we’d have to open them to find out, and the clerk is on a break.