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Good evening, folks, welcome to Snake & Shake, home of the Sssssssssizzling Cobra Burger! I’ll be your server tonight. Have you decided what you want?
Yes. My wife will have the broiled lobster, please.
Very good choice. Please walk on over to that tank and select your lobster, ma’am…
And, for me, I think I’ll try the Sssssssizzling Cobra Burger! That’s made with 100 percent fresh cobra meat, right?
It sure is, sir. Now if you’ll just step into that glass booth filled with slithering cobras, you can select the snake you want and bring it out.