Oddly Enough Blog
News, but not the serious kind
Oh, so this is a SERIOUS bike lane!
Okay, listen up, troops! I’ve got your duty assignments for the anti-Gaddafi army!
Smith, you’re riding in a tank. Jones, you’re a bombardier. Williams, you fire rocket-propelled grenades and blow up big stuff all day long. Johnson, you’re on Bike Patrol. Williams, you’re…
Um, excuse me, Sarge?
What is it, Johnson?
Well, you know, I mean it doesn’t sound very cool to just ride a bike.
Really, Johnson? But it’s a ten-speed two-wheeler, very shiny, and you get to shoot your AK-47 from the handlebars.
Yeah, but it sounds kind of dangerous, what with all the heavy weaponry around.
I mean, I’ll be pedaling along the front lines at 15 miles an hour. How fast can those artillery shells travel?
Look, up in the sky, Joe!
“Jeez, Joe, what are you doing with those aviator shades? You think you’re Tom Cruise, or what? Take those things off!”
“Put a sock in it, Mr. President. I look SO cool in these babies!”
“Good Lord, Joe. Look, I’m covering my face with a hanky, so folks can’t see me laughing!”
YEAH! IT’S ME! I’M IN THE QUIET CAR!
Blog Guy, I know you’re a Washington insider. Can you tell me what, more than anything else, President Obama respects in other people?
I mean, is it honesty, loyalty, intelligence, empathy, the ability to communicate?
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