Oddly Enough Blog

Hey look! It’s Super Wastebasket Man!

December 17, 2009

Fashion Show security staff. Come in, please. Give me a situation report on the nude intruder we found backstage.

Heartwarming holiday story restores my faith in man…

December 16, 2009

Blog Guy, I recall from earlier years that you suffer from a serious problem at Christmas?

Can’t he just wear a turtleneck?

December 9, 2009

We try to keep you up to date on really stupid stuff  going on, and you should know about this. A neo-Nazi gang member has gone on trial for murder in Florida, and a controversy has arisen over some tattoos on his face and neck, notably a swastika and an obscene word.

Hey honey, watch me moon these guys!

December 6, 2009

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Blog Guy, it’s me again, the one has been asking a lot of questions about Roman Polanski, that director who is under house arrest in a Swiss Chalet. Now that he’s actually IN the chalet, I would expect you’d have fresh photos of him and his family, and maybe even more farmers standing in the driveway.

It’s tough in the slammer…

December 2, 2009

Blog Guy, you wrote about the Swiss chalet where director Roman Polanski may stay under house arrest while he fights extradition over a case of unlawful sex with a 13-year-old girl. The farmer in the driveway was a nice touch, but…

Will he have a valet at the chalet?

November 29, 2009

Blog Guy, I’ve been closely following the case of that creepy director Roman Polanski, who apparently will be released under house arrest in Switzerland soon, but I wonder if you can clear up some details for me.

Is that a gun in your pocket, or… Oh, it IS a gun!

November 25, 2009

It’s that time of year again, when college seniors start asking me for career advice.

Want some kaBob? Some kaDave?

November 16, 2009

Blog Guy, I’m planning a trip to Russia soon and as a hotshot travel writer you know a lot about different cuisines. So like, in Moscow, is there anything I should avoid?

Ned’s dead, where’s his head?

November 16, 2009

Blog Guy, you blogged several times about the missing skull of German writer Friedrich Schiller. I see there’s another famous missing skull now, belonging to Australian outlaw Ned Kelly.

Another reason not to smoke?

October 30, 2009

Continuing on with today’s theme of curious responses by onlookers who are present at a crime scene…