Oddly Enough Blog

Irony is a “Life is Pain” tattoo

September 12, 2009

Polizeihauptwachtmeister, round up the usual suspects for questioning!

Right away, lieutenant! Of course, six of them got away while you were saying Polizeihauptwachtmeister, but…

How I spent my summer vacation

September 8, 2009

Welcome back to a feature called What Year is this Again? where we offer items that lack humor, but do make us wonder if we have somehow gone back in time…

Are you dummies talkin’ to ME?

September 2, 2009

Irving liked exploring on his own, but at times he had the distinct impression strange characters were following and taunting him.

Put the money in the bag, or I’ll eachu up!

August 14, 2009

Blog Guy, there was a really bizarre bank robbery in Australia today.

Yeah, two guys held up a bank in dinosaur masks. As you can see in this closed-circuit footage, they had Tyrannosaurus Rex masks. The bank tellers cooperated and no one was hurt.

I’m not walkin’ down all these stairs!

August 3, 2009

Blog Guy, I was reading a history book and saw a word I didn’t know, defenestration. Rather than look it up, I thought I’d ask you what it means.

High fashion, it’s all in the execution?

July 31, 2009

Blog Guy, please let me jump in here quickly because I have special fashion needs which are fairly urgent.

It ain’t exactly Baywatch…

July 21, 2009

Dear Mom and Dad,

Well, I finally made it to Bali, my dream vacation, and it’s everything I ever hoped for!

Stand out, but not too much…

June 30, 2009

Blog Guy, you don’t know me… You never saw me, we never had this conversation. I know you help people with certain fashion needs find appropriate attire. I represent the 42 million people in the Witness Protection Program. When you’re disguised all the time, it’s not easy to look chic.

Don’t trip on the gun at the altar…

June 27, 2009

I’ve blogged before about Saint Death, this grinning skeletal figure who isn’t recognized by the Catholic Church, but is revered by drug traffickers and other criminal scumbags.

Just leave your parrot outside, sir…

June 26, 2009

Come in and have a seat, Mr. Johnson, and thanks for your application to join our little company.