Oddly Enough Blog

Super-Scythe me, Saint Death!

April 8, 2009

It’s nice to see religions grow and everything, but I’m just not sure about this one.

All Nazi spies, please stand in this line!

March 17, 2009

Herr Blog Guy? Ve are a group of Nazi spies in 1939. Ve vant to infiltrate your country and look natural. Can you help us?

Is that the snack shop line?

March 16, 2009

Blog Guy, last week you had an item about a Drug Museum in Mexico City. Is that for real? Because, you know, that’s one of my interests. What do they have there?

Be as classy as a drug lord!

March 13, 2009

Quick quiz: Business is good, you have a lot of extra cash, so you use it to…

It smells like the sub is coming!

February 23, 2009

I’ve blogged in the past about the exciting opportunities to be found in the elite HSF (Homemade Submarine Fleet), aboard cheesy subs that carry tons of cocaine all the way from Colombia to the ultimate selling point, which I think is about two blocks from my house.

Lips the color of bug-splat on a windshield

February 23, 2009

Mr, Johnson, the police are very grateful for your help, since you’re the only witness who has come forward about the murder.

Taking all the sport out of it!

February 19, 2009

Blog Guy, haven’t you overlooked a fashion story this season? You always review the new creations for police decoys, designed to entice the criminal element for easy arrests. Well?

Coo? No, I said COOL! Cool!

February 3, 2009

Do you ever wonder who’s at the very, very bottom of the human dignity chain?

Draw your weapons!

February 2, 2009

Blog Guy, the police in England didn’t used to carry guns, but someone told me it’s different now.

Holy haute! It’s the Creped Crusader!

January 27, 2009

Blog Guy, is it just me, or have I been seeing Batman working at odd jobs lately, like at Arby’s and Jiffy Lube?