Oddly Enough Blog

Get out your cash, honey, it’s the famous robbers!

January 16, 2009

Blog Guy, I’m planning a month-long trip to China. It’s the dream trip of a lifetime. I’m going all over by bus, and I want all the tips you can give me. Give me all the insider stuff, rich with tiny details!

Yule be sorry! On, Downer and Blitzen!

December 10, 2008

santa-300.jpgI have a holiday tradition going back, oh, one year, in which I offer up some bummer holiday tales to manage the emotions of folks like me who are giddy with the love of the season.

Well, this is just too sick!

November 26, 2008

Warning: readers who are easily disturbed or offended should not read this item.

A Colorado judge is trying a new punishment for people charged with being too noisy. He sentences them to an hour of listening to Barry Manilow.

The red “S” stands for sleazy?

November 21, 2008

Well, this is just very sad. I remember when Superman had some dignity. He wore a suit and tie, modestly went into a phone booth to change, stuff like that.

Put your hands where Santa can see ‘em, kid!

November 20, 2008

Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the block,
Not a creature was stirring, thanks to my Glock

Assume the position, Mom!

November 11, 2008

From China comes a story about a police chief who has taken down nearly 50 of his relatives, including brothers, cousins and in-laws. Can you imagine the family Thanksgiving gatherings if this guy was your relative?

Another can of hairspray, Stumpy!

November 7, 2008

Blog Guy, now that our election is over, I need a political fix. What are some interesting parties to watch?

51 Ways to Leave Your Lover…

October 27, 2008

Congratulations, it’s your wedding day!

Sure, as the groom, you may have cold feet, it’s only natural. Like maybe you’re afraid to take the plunge because oh, let’s just say for instance you remembered you’re already married to someone else.

Scram! It’s Jeannie Lamborghini!

October 27, 2008

Note to TV producers: The bidding starts today on a new super-hit series. It’s an action cop show called Jeannie Lamborghini, and it’s all true. And by “all true,” I mean some of it is true.

Putting the sass back into assassination?

October 23, 2008

Blog Guy, I know you’ve helped a lot of people with fashion requests.

Well, a bunch of us gals have formed a death squad. You know, nothing fancy, just small assassinations, some vigilante bake sales, Tupperware incursions into blue states, stuff like that.