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News, but not the serious kind
Blog Guy, I need some of your famous fashion advice.
I’ve seen nothing, I’ve heard nothing.
Good, I guess you’re smarter than you look in your photo.
So anyway, I like to look fashionable, just like anybody on the run. Where can someone like me go for low-profile high fashion?
I’ve got the perfect place for you. Medellin, Colombia.
Medellin, huh? Isn’t that the place known for…
And the cartels and the shootings and the…
That’s the place. They’re holding their fashion show this week, for people who like to be seen but not seen, if you take my drift.
Wow, that sounds perfect for me. Are important people at the show?
But you’re sure it’s the “in” place to be?
Trust me. Everybody who doesn’t want to be anybody is at that show.
Thanks, Blog Guy! I am SO not gonna be there!
Top and right: Models present creations of Colombian designer Little Lucia’s collection Infashion Blancox during the Colombiamoda fashion show in Medellin, July 26, 2011.
Blog Guy, I wanted to follow up on an item you had a few days ago, about that gigantic 300-acre “marijuana plantation” that was found by soldiers in Mexico.
I was just wondering if it’s possible to rent the plantation for nature study trips. Or fraternity parties.
Blog Guy, I’m going on vacation soon to that brand-new country, South Sudan, and I need some of your famous travel advice. Should I convert my dollars here, or wait until I get there?
I think you’ll have to do it there. They only introduced their currency a couple of days ago.
Okay, here’s some interesting news. Turns out soldiers in Mexico have just discovered a huge “marijuana plantation” in the middle of a desert.
Okay, how is this guy not in jail yet?
We’ve had several stories about the so-called “Mullet Bandit,” who has robbed four banks in Ohio in the past month.
Blog Guy, you’ve written a lot about police decoys in the past. I guess they have to be highly skilled to do that job, right?
Sure, some of them are, but others are just phoning it in.