Oddly Enough Blog

Fashions for a more forgettable you…

July 29, 2011

Blog Guy, I need some of your famous fashion advice.

I’m in a business I’d rather not name, but it’s in my best interest for certain people not to be able to find me. Am I clear so far?

Giant black cloud? How bad could it be?

July 22, 2011

Blog Guy, I wanted to follow up on an item you had a few days ago, about that gigantic 300-acre “marijuana plantation” that was found by soldiers in Mexico.

Hey look! I think it’s money!

July 20, 2011

Blog Guy, I’m going on vacation soon to that brand-new country, South Sudan, and I need some of your famous travel advice. Should I convert my dollars here, or wait until I get there?

High times on the old Marijuana Plantation

July 18, 2011

Okay, here’s some interesting news. Turns out soldiers in Mexico have just discovered a huge “marijuana plantation” in the middle of a desert.

Hey, there’s thuggage in your luggage!

July 6, 2011

Blog Guy, it’s July 6. Isn’t that the date you usually announce the coveted Doofus of the Year Award?

Warning: suspect may wear a mullet-proof vest…

June 9, 2011

Okay, how is this guy not in jail yet?

We’ve had several stories about the so-called “Mullet Bandit,” who has robbed four banks in Ohio in the past month.

O brothel, where art thou?

June 3, 2011

This is kind of a delicate subject, but we’re all adults here, so we’re cool.

Wouldn’t hanging them be more humane?

May 31, 2011

Blog Guy, I read somewhere that you’re an authority on prisoner rehabilitation programs.

When the top brass goes to Europe…

May 28, 2011

Hey Blog Guy, we could use some of your famous travel advice. My brass ensemble is going to Paris, and we….

Meet the worst police decoy ever?

May 23, 2011

Blog Guy, you’ve written a lot about police decoys in the past. I guess they have to be highly skilled to do that job, right?