Oddly Enough Blog

Skirting the urban enemy…

November 9, 2007

It is late, you’re a woman alone, and bad guys are chasing you. You round a corner and whip up your skirt. Instantly, you’re camouflaged as a vending machine, and the attackers keep going. Maybe this urban ploy will work, but you should consider:

Models in witness protection program

October 15, 2007

Hello there young lady, good to have you modeling for us in the fashion show today! Connie will be doing your makeup and choosing your outfit. 

Fashion hit parade, so to speak?

September 21, 2007

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Hey, Blog Guy, I need your help. I am a professional assassin who happens to be a woman, and while I would love to look good on the job, nobody seems to be going after this market. Oh sure, there’s plenty for the MALE assassins to wear, but nothing for us gals. I’m about mad enough to kill somebody! Any advice?

Ed, did you find my shoes? Ed? Ed?

September 11, 2007

cobra300.jpgWe have a video report that raises sort of a theological question. Who has done more good for mankind – the person who produced shoes festooned with precious gems to sell for $134,000 a pair, or the one who thought of guarding those shoes with a live cobra?

“I (your name here) lost my bearings…”

September 5, 2007

We all know how the dance goes. Some celebrity or businessman or politician is caught doing something bad, and after a period of denial they then go through the weepy shame phase, ending in a cathartic display on some TV interview show, and they just seem so darned sincere…

Duct tape crime – can they make it stick?

August 15, 2007

duct-300.jpgYou may have seen the so-called “duct tape bandit,” who tried robbing a liquor store disguised by a ton of duct tape. Police have shown pictures of a suspect in the “mask,” but he denies it.

Flush the fudge to fool the fuzz?

August 7, 2007

fudge-300.jpgA slogan among serious Internet hackers says that “information wants to be free.” A sentiment among some folks holds that fudge wants to be free, as well.

No food? What kind of toilet IS this?

August 6, 2007

Lovers of good food know you can find some of your best meals at little hole-in-the-wall places. But hole-in-the-FLOOR places, I don’t know.

FREEZE before you shred, Fred!

August 6, 2007

Are you tired of white collar criminals going free because they shred the evidence seconds before police arrive? Well, meet The Shred Squad, a bold new approach to law enforcement.

The good news is, they still remember him

July 30, 2007

Back in May, we noted an ongoing competition to determine the “Worst Canadian.” Early contenders for the honor included pop singers like Celine Dion and Shania Twain, and the former owner of the Toronto Maple Leafs. We suggested cartoon villain Snidely Whiplash, just to be helpful.