The writer George Orwell would have enjoyed this one. He understood the awesome power of words. It turns out Britain is thinking of removing the term “prostitute” from criminal statutes because – I’m not making this up – it carries too much stigma.
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So these two teenagers, armed with a gun, approach a guy outside a pizza place in Georgia, and take his wallet and car keys. Then they jump into his Honda Accord to make their daring getaway, only to find out it has a super high-tech security device, called a stick shift.
After analyzing dozens of still photos, and video shot from two angles, and freezing single frames like it’s the Zapruder film, experts agree that the President of the United States did not have his wristwatch stolen. This is quite a blow for me, since I love stories about dumb criminals, and this guy would have been the king of dumb criminals.
Normally criminal gang killings are such a tawdry affair, you have to give some points when somebody tries to make them a little special. Like for instance the suspected drug hitmen in Tijuana who just killed a guy and wrapped him in Christmas gift-wrap for the police to find.
Say, what kind of school is this, anyway? It turns out four Albanian teachers have been censured for drunken and lewd behavior in a remote village school after they had sex behind a classroom blackboard. Incensed parents locked the schoolhouse to stop the drinking and sex.